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  <title>newageamazon</title>
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    <email>smilingandstabbing@gmail.com</email>
    <name>newageamazon</name>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:5453</id>
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    <title>WHAT?</title>
    <published>2008-10-18T18:34:32Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-04T18:30:45Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I'm just going to open this up with the image we'll be discussing.  Story will c &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/5453.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:5120</id>
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    <title>It Reads Like Bad Fanfic For a Reason</title>
    <published>2008-10-18T03:12:22Z</published>
    <updated>2008-12-04T18:31:04Z</updated>
    <category term="bad fanfiction is bad"/>
    <content type="html">So, there's a lot of accusations that &lt;i&gt;Twilight&lt;/i&gt; reads like bad fanfic.  An &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/5120.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:5079</id>
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    <title>Let's Talk RPatz, shall we?</title>
    <published>2008-10-17T03:07:37Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-17T03:07:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, RPatz is that guy who's going to bring Edward "BITCH, I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/5079.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:4754</id>
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    <title>Portrait of the Author as Bella Swann</title>
    <published>2008-10-15T06:56:17Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-15T06:56:17Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I did this project for Buzznet where I took pictures of myself each day in a dif &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/4754.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:4353</id>
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    <title>Buffy Versus Twilight</title>
    <published>2008-10-15T06:48:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-10-15T06:48:44Z</updated>
    <category term="lol twilight"/>
    <category term="buffy .gifs"/>
    <content type="html">Because sometimes I make .gifs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://i34.tinypic.com/25ztb8p.gif"&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/4353.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:4189</id>
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    <title>An Ending for Breaking Dawn</title>
    <published>2008-07-17T16:48:48Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-17T16:56:56Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight spoilers"/>
    <category term="breaking dawn spoilers"/>
    <category term="stephenie meyer"/>
    <content type="html">So here it is, folks.  We have an ending for &lt;i&gt;Breaking Dawn.&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a name="cutid1"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/4189.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:3943</id>
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    <title>My Chemical Romance vrs. Stephenie Meyer</title>
    <published>2008-07-14T13:32:58Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-14T13:32:58Z</updated>
    <category term="my chemical romance"/>
    <category term="gerard way"/>
    <category term="vampires will never hurt you they&amp;apos;ll jus"/>
    <category term="stephenie meyer is batshit insane"/>
    <content type="html">No, not really.  'Cause that would be kinda awesome, ya know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyway, on her of &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/3943.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:3780</id>
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    <title>The more I read...</title>
    <published>2008-07-13T13:36:08Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-13T13:45:35Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="stephenie meyer is batshit"/>
    <category term="lol lost boys"/>
    <content type="html">I need to learn to just stay away from Stephenie Meyer related material.  I mean &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/3780.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:3507</id>
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    <title>Dissecting the Twilight cover of Entertainment Weekly:</title>
    <published>2008-07-10T03:34:03Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-10T13:04:39Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="edward&amp;apos;s got the t-virus"/>
    <content type="html">Please be warned.  The cover is under this cut.  I'm assuming from the cover sho &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/3507.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:3219</id>
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    <title>A Message from the New Queen of Vampire Batshittery!</title>
    <published>2008-07-09T14:14:44Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-09T14:17:49Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="breaking dawn"/>
    <category term="zomg spoilerz"/>
    <category term="stephenie meyer is batshit insane"/>
    <content type="html">From her &lt;a href="http://www.stepheniemeyer.com/"&gt;official website&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;Spea &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/3219.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:2920</id>
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    <title>Edward Cullen: Also into Cats</title>
    <published>2008-07-08T15:37:41Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-08T15:37:41Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="vampires"/>
    <category term="destroying stephenie meyer&amp;apos;s soul"/>
    <category term="dracula"/>
    <category term="edward cullen is a bestiality freak"/>
    <content type="html">So, after &lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/2920.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;So, after &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.buzznet.com/user/journal/2639551/big-twil &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/2920.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:2801</id>
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    <title>Cullen Cults Has Locked Down :(</title>
    <published>2008-07-08T01:23:11Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-08T01:23:11Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="cullen cults"/>
    <content type="html">So my friends at the Cullen Cults have locked down their boards so I can no long &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/2801.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:2508</id>
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    <title>They just...keep...talking...</title>
    <published>2008-07-08T00:19:15Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-08T00:19:15Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;hey do you remember me from last night? i am CarmenCullen:) from CullenCults. &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/2508.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:2111</id>
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    <title>Crossposted from Buzznet: My Pressing Twilight Question</title>
    <published>2008-07-07T16:32:12Z</published>
    <updated>2008-07-07T16:32:12Z</updated>
    <category term="edward cullen"/>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="hurting smeyer&amp;apos;s soul"/>
    <content type="html">Edward Cullen "died" at the age of 17, right?&amp;nbsp; And has been physically 17 f &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/2111.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>Call to arms</title>
    <published>2008-06-30T23:00:06Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-30T23:00:06Z</updated>
    <category term="twilight"/>
    <category term="stephenie meyer"/>
    <content type="html">About an hour ago I was ready to kill myself.  I was ready to do so out of my ow &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/1835.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>As if Twilight Wasn't Scary Enough</title>
    <published>2008-06-25T17:59:12Z</published>
    <updated>2008-06-25T17:59:12Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/1718.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.buzznet.com/user/photos/stephenie-meyer-hungers-sou &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/1718.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:1413</id>
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    <title>Further Twilight Comments:</title>
    <published>2008-05-05T14:33:18Z</published>
    <updated>2008-05-05T15:17:37Z</updated>
    <content type="html">&lt;i&gt;i'm sorry , but most of the people who wrote on here ARE most definitely over &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/1413.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/i&gt;</content>
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    <title>This is the End</title>
    <published>2008-03-01T03:04:25Z</published>
    <updated>2008-03-01T03:04:25Z</updated>
    <content type="html">I have received the final reply from Twilight Girl.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ladies and gentlemen, this  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/1050.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <title>...holy hell</title>
    <published>2008-02-23T19:00:43Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-23T19:00:43Z</updated>
    <content type="html">So, remember how I posted &lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/949.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;So, remember how I posted &amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/636.htm &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/949.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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    <title>And it CONTINUES</title>
    <published>2008-02-16T05:06:13Z</published>
    <updated>2008-02-16T20:47:19Z</updated>
    <content type="html">More in response to the Twilight rant.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My message to her:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Um, hi. Just wanted  &lt;b&gt;(&lt;a href="http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/636.html"&gt;Read more ...&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/b&gt;</content>
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    <id>urn:lj:insanejournal.com:atom1:newageamazon:351</id>
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    <title>newageamazon @ 2008-01-28T14:43:00</title>
    <published>2008-01-28T19:48:07Z</published>
    <updated>2008-01-28T19:48:07Z</updated>
    <content type="html">This doesn't quite feel like home yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class='ljparseerror'&gt;[&lt;b&gt;Error:&lt;/b&gt; Irreparable invalid markup ('&amp;lt;a [...] http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/351.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;') in entry.  Owner must fix manually.  Raw contents below.]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="width: 95%; overflow: auto"&gt;This doesn&amp;#39;t quite feel like home yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://s235.photobucket.com/alb &amp;lt;b&amp;gt;(&amp;lt;a href=&amp;quot;http://newageamazon.insanejournal.com/351.html&amp;quot;&amp;gt;Read more ...&amp;lt;/a&amp;gt;)&amp;lt;/b&amp;gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content>
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