It Reads Like Bad Fanfic For a Reason
So, there's a lot of accusations that Twilight reads like bad fanfic. And I think there's a reason for that.

It is bad My Chemical Romance fanfic with a gender switched, some hair colors changed, and the names changed.

(All character descriptions come from Wikipedia. Edward's is here.)

"Emmett is described as being tall, burly, extremely muscular, and, to most humans, the most intimidating of his adoptive siblings. He has slightly curly dark hair and dimpled cheeks."




Ray Toro


"Jasper is described as tall with honey blond hair, and is muscular but lean."




Bob Bryar


"Alice is described as being petite and pixie-like at 4'10", with a graceful gait and hair that is short, spiky, and black."





Frank Iero


"[Bella] describes Edward's facial features as being perfect and angular - high cheekbones, strong jawline, a straight nose, and beautiful, full lips. His hair, which is always in casual disarray, retains the unusual bronze shade that he inherited in his human life from his biological mother."




Gerard Way

Mikey apparently got left out. Poor Mikey? Lucky Mikey!



BONUS!

"According to Stephenie Meyer, Jacob was originally just meant to be a device through which Bella could learn Edward's secret in Twilight."

"Jacob is described as a lanky fifteen-year-old with a long black ponytail who is barely taller than Bella..."




Bert McCracken of The Used