Portrait of the Author as Bella Swann
I did this project for Buzznet where I took pictures of myself each day in a different character. One of the days in question, I got pissed at Twilight fans telling me that Bella's reaction to Edward leaving her was justified, because she loved him.

So, the next picture was called "Heartless Bitch"



This is how I would have spent October 2005 through January 2006 if I understood the power of True Love.

Unfortunately, I was too busy getting on with my life.

That's probably why I'm 25 and still not married.

This is a girl I never was. And never wanted to be.