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A Message from the New Queen of Vampire Batshittery!
From her official website:
Speaking of spoilers, I want to ask you guys for a favor. As we saw with Eclipse (not to mention that last Harry Potter book), there is always the potential for copies of the book to be leaked early. My publisher is doing everything they can to prevent this, but there is only so much that can be done. This is the favor: if someone, somewhere, somehow, gets a copy early, I'm asking you to please not post any spoilers on the internet. And if you see something, please don't spread it around. Breaking Dawn was meant to be experienced in a certain way*, and I would hate for someone to get that experience ruined by seeing something online they didn't want to see. My fans have been super cool about this in the past—last year in particular you guys went above and beyond to protect Eclipse until the release date—and I hope that we'll have the same positive experience this year.
If somebody does post a spoiler (and remember there will be a lot of hoaxes out there—do not believe everything you read: Bella gets eaten by a polar bear, anyone?), I'd love your help in getting them taken down. My publisher has set up a special e-mail account, bdcopyrightviolation@hbgusa.com, for fans to alert us to spoilers that appear online. PLEASE only send links to spoilers. E-mails about events, contacting me, etc. will not be returned.
Another thing you may notice close to the release of Breaking Dawn is that the message boards on several fansites will be taken down. They are doing this as a favor to me because I want to protect you all from stumbling upon something that could ruin the book for you. There will be plenty of time to discuss all the details of the book after August 2nd.
Oh Steph. Now you're just making me want to go around posting fake spoilers on different boards. Stuff like "Jacob accidentally kills Bella and she dies in Edward's arms." Or "Bella has to kill Edward to save herself and his family." Or "Bella fakes her death to be with Edward, but he realizes it too late and kills himself but then she wakes back up and realizes what he did and she kills herself!"
...wait...here we go. I'm declaring this my official Breaking Dawn spoiler. Share with your friends.
JACOB KILLS DUMBLEDOR ON PAGE 606!!!!!
Created with this lovely bit of internet glee.
*Is that way "with eyes bleeding profusely over your purple prose, lack of a decent editor and fuck all in the way of characterization?" 'Cause sweetie, that's how ALL your fucking books read.
From her official website:
Speaking of spoilers, I want to ask you guys for a favor. As we saw with Eclipse (not to mention that last Harry Potter book), there is always the potential for copies of the book to be leaked early. My publisher is doing everything they can to prevent this, but there is only so much that can be done. This is the favor: if someone, somewhere, somehow, gets a copy early, I'm asking you to please not post any spoilers on the internet. And if you see something, please don't spread it around. Breaking Dawn was meant to be experienced in a certain way*, and I would hate for someone to get that experience ruined by seeing something online they didn't want to see. My fans have been super cool about this in the past—last year in particular you guys went above and beyond to protect Eclipse until the release date—and I hope that we'll have the same positive experience this year.
If somebody does post a spoiler (and remember there will be a lot of hoaxes out there—do not believe everything you read: Bella gets eaten by a polar bear, anyone?), I'd love your help in getting them taken down. My publisher has set up a special e-mail account, bdcopyrightviolation@hbgusa.com, for fans to alert us to spoilers that appear online. PLEASE only send links to spoilers. E-mails about events, contacting me, etc. will not be returned.
Another thing you may notice close to the release of Breaking Dawn is that the message boards on several fansites will be taken down. They are doing this as a favor to me because I want to protect you all from stumbling upon something that could ruin the book for you. There will be plenty of time to discuss all the details of the book after August 2nd.
Oh Steph. Now you're just making me want to go around posting fake spoilers on different boards. Stuff like "Jacob accidentally kills Bella and she dies in Edward's arms." Or "Bella has to kill Edward to save herself and his family." Or "Bella fakes her death to be with Edward, but he realizes it too late and kills himself but then she wakes back up and realizes what he did and she kills herself!"
...wait...here we go. I'm declaring this my official Breaking Dawn spoiler. Share with your friends.
Created with this lovely bit of internet glee.
*Is that way "with eyes bleeding profusely over your purple prose, lack of a decent editor and fuck all in the way of characterization?" 'Cause sweetie, that's how ALL your fucking books read.