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Cullen Cults Has Locked Down :(
So my friends at the Cullen Cults have locked down their boards so I can no long see them accuse me of being a bitch-dyke-feminist who can't get laid so I hate Edward Cullen and all men.
You also have to take a quiz to get in. I'll take it right here:
1. Which Cult/Pack would you like to be a part of? Explain. (Please specify, not just "vampire cult" say something like, "I'd like to be in Esme Cult because I am motherly and friendly like she is." I'd like to be part of Alice's cult because she's about the only character in the books I don't constantly want to shove a gag in or bitch slap. But generally, I think the right answer here is obvious: I'd like to be in that polygamist cult in Texas 'cause I bet it's a great place to meet guys like ♥Edward♥.
2. Fire or Ice? Again, explain.
There's a fire in ice
There's a cooling peace in fire
There's a midnight light to show the way
The burning flame becomes a funeral pyre
The dark was more enticing than the day.
That's by L.J. Smith from her Nightworld series. Specifically "The Chosen." It's a series of books about women who meet vampires and don't respond by doing things like giving up their entire lives or nearly drowning in their soup.
3. Forks or LaPush? Bitch, PLEASE. If I'm on the West Coast, I'm in San Diego.
4. What is your favorite activity out of the following?
a. Around the house stuff. Fixing up things, painting, sanding. Whatever.
b. Sports. All sports.
c. Saving lives.
d. Studying, or something military related.
e. Shopping.
f. All things automobile.
g. Music.
h. Trying not to get killed would be nice.
i. Running with a wolfish group of friends.
...I don't see "masturbation." Why isn't "masturbation" an option? How about "ranting angrily at author's who hate their vaginas?" No? Um...then g, I guess. But only if I can sing some songs of the Confederacy!
5. Who is your favourite Cullen/Werwolf? You misspelled "Werewolf." This invalidates this entire quiz. I'd like to post on your board now, please.
6. Bella as an immortal or a mortal? Bella as an independent woman capable of making her own decisions and living on her own for a few years before she settles down right out of high school with a psychotic man-boy. Not to be confused with manbearpig, Mr. Gore.
7. Which book is your favourite? Why so? The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. A fantastic story about what happens when religious extremists take over and run the world they way they think paradise would be.
Oh, you meant of Meyer's books? Um...well...I guess in Twilight I didn't realize how fucking batshit insane she was?
8. If you could spend the day with a character OTHER than one in your desired cult/pack or favourite character, who would it be? Why? Those girls that Bella blew off in favor of her glittery boy-toy. I feel bad for them.
There's my answers! Tell your friends! Link Smeyer to me!
So my friends at the Cullen Cults have locked down their boards so I can no long see them accuse me of being a bitch-dyke-feminist who can't get laid so I hate Edward Cullen and all men.
You also have to take a quiz to get in. I'll take it right here:
1. Which Cult/Pack would you like to be a part of? Explain. (Please specify, not just "vampire cult" say something like, "I'd like to be in Esme Cult because I am motherly and friendly like she is." I'd like to be part of Alice's cult because she's about the only character in the books I don't constantly want to shove a gag in or bitch slap. But generally, I think the right answer here is obvious: I'd like to be in that polygamist cult in Texas 'cause I bet it's a great place to meet guys like ♥Edward♥.
2. Fire or Ice? Again, explain.
There's a fire in ice
There's a cooling peace in fire
There's a midnight light to show the way
The burning flame becomes a funeral pyre
The dark was more enticing than the day.
That's by L.J. Smith from her Nightworld series. Specifically "The Chosen." It's a series of books about women who meet vampires and don't respond by doing things like giving up their entire lives or nearly drowning in their soup.
3. Forks or LaPush? Bitch, PLEASE. If I'm on the West Coast, I'm in San Diego.
4. What is your favorite activity out of the following?
a. Around the house stuff. Fixing up things, painting, sanding. Whatever.
b. Sports. All sports.
c. Saving lives.
d. Studying, or something military related.
e. Shopping.
f. All things automobile.
g. Music.
h. Trying not to get killed would be nice.
i. Running with a wolfish group of friends.
...I don't see "masturbation." Why isn't "masturbation" an option? How about "ranting angrily at author's who hate their vaginas?" No? Um...then g, I guess. But only if I can sing some songs of the Confederacy!
5. Who is your favourite Cullen/Werwolf? You misspelled "Werewolf." This invalidates this entire quiz. I'd like to post on your board now, please.
6. Bella as an immortal or a mortal? Bella as an independent woman capable of making her own decisions and living on her own for a few years before she settles down right out of high school with a psychotic man-boy. Not to be confused with manbearpig, Mr. Gore.
7. Which book is your favourite? Why so? The Handmaid's Tale by Margaret Atwood. A fantastic story about what happens when religious extremists take over and run the world they way they think paradise would be.
Oh, you meant of Meyer's books? Um...well...I guess in Twilight I didn't realize how fucking batshit insane she was?
8. If you could spend the day with a character OTHER than one in your desired cult/pack or favourite character, who would it be? Why? Those girls that Bella blew off in favor of her glittery boy-toy. I feel bad for them.
There's my answers! Tell your friends! Link Smeyer to me!