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newageamazon (newageamazon) wrote,
@ 2008-02-29 22:01:00

This is the End
I have received the final reply from Twilight Girl.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is fucking HYSTERICAL:

There isnt really much use arugueing with you anyway because you act like a six year old. Its hard to take you seriously when you act so immature. and you might what to fix your spell check because it apperars not to be working.
I think that you may have maturity issues for your age because your messages are very childish.
I have read alot more then you, trust me and i dont believe that youve read too much at all, so assuming that i havent is very silly and irrational.
I think that you may want to review your views through another lens because you own experiences judge too much of what you do and it doesnt allow YOU to be objective, so i dont see how you van come up with an arguement when you are mentally incapable of actually being objective.
And you might want to recheck the side of rabit sweetie.
And your opinions might be a little more readable if you actually said them fairly maturely, something obviously beyond you as you still havent managed.
And you might want to think of ecactly whos being insulted because if you actually work on it, i think that you can figure it out. And im not too interested if people dont like the same things that i do, but that doesnt mean that they have to be so childish about the way that they say things.
And idiots refers to the way that peopel are saying things, not to the opinions themselves. So its another opinion so why dont you mull that over a while.
And i have been the one who has been keeping things "civil" in the last few messages and god knows that logic doesnt actually work on you and nor does the fact that once i was a little less pissed i tried being polite, something that you graciously did not return.
It has been very amusing talking to you and has also been on of the funniest things that i have ever done (by your replies)
Hope that your legs get longer then your head (and it might take you a while to work that out sorry)
Good luck with it.

I love that a 16 year old girl who says Stephenie Meyer is the best writer EVER is insisting she's better read than the 25 year old girl with a B.A. in English. And that I didn't argue maturely with her. Or that I haven't tried to explain myself logically (I'm sorry, was bringing in college level lit theory not trying to argue logically? Apparently if I had called her an idiot that would have worked better.).

I am STUNNED. With LAUGHTER.

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	randomsome1 2008-03-01 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Have you red-texted her spelling & grammar yet & sent it back to her? Because Jesus. (Reply to this) (Thread)

newageamazon
2008-03-01 05:03 am UTC (link)

Nope, I haven't. It would be useless.

Instead I sent her this:

I break my own promise to myself ...

I'm 10 years older than you. I took numerous lit classes in college, not to mention what I read on my own.

You're not better read than me. You're a stupid, stubborn little girl. Who needs to grow the hell up.

And now I will do something immature: I will send this message and then I will block you from replying. GROW. UP.

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	randomsome1 2008-03-01 05:08 am UTC (link)
	And to think, she's gonna go try to join the workforce. Or worse, make it through lit classes in college. If she makes it to college, at least. I'd like to believe she'd not make it in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	newageamazon 2008-03-01 05:09 am UTC (link)
	I don't think she plans to go to college. I think she plans to find an Edward who will love and over protect her. Twilight apparently "saved her life more than once." I need to start smoking weed or something. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	randomsome1 2008-03-01 05:13 am UTC (link)
	Then she will grow up to be the bane of family counselors and feminists everywhere. I'm sure her parents will be proud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	newageamazon 2008-03-01 05:15 am UTC (link)
	...I know this shouldn't bother me. I know it shouldn't. But I was actually REALLY offended by her comments in this one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	randomsome1 2008-03-01 05:19 am UTC (link)
	I might find something to really be offended by if any of it'd made sense. Check your . . . rabbit? Ribbit? What? Bitch has nothing better to offer than namecalling and posturing. She's worthless. 'Nuff said. Though I still suggest reporting her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	newageamazon 2008-03-01 05:20 am UTC (link)
	Well, I blocked her. There's really not much Mark can do about her since nothing she said was outright hate speech. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	randomsome1 2008-03-01 05:23 am UTC (link)
	Meh. She's still a cunt. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

newageamazon
2008-03-01 05:25 am UTC (link)

Well, yeah. She basically created a profile entirely to harass me over a book. The only comments she's left were on my Twilight post, insulting me and the rest of the people who stated disliking the books, and then telling someone that she DEFINITELY had higher reading comprehension skills than they did.

You know, I'm pretty sure she'd try to say the same thing to Stephen Hawking.

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randomsome1
2008-03-01 06:22 am UTC (link)

I still don't see how she thinks her reading can be that great when she can't write a coherent typo-free sentence to save her life.

Okay, whatever. I'm going for it.

’t really much use arugueing with you anyway because you act like a six year old. (LULZ SO IMMATURE! IMMATURITY IMMATURE! I CAN SPELL . . . wait, shit, no I can’t.) It’s hard to take you seriously when you act so immature. And you might ~~what~~ want to fix your spell check because it apperars not to be working.
I think that you may have maturity issues for your age because your messages are very childish. (Read: I can has simi . . . smilill . . . smiles nao?)
I have read a (space) lot more then you, trust me, (LOL NO.) and i I don’t believe that you’ve read too much at all, so assuming that i I haven’t is very silly and irrational. (Your argument skills, they are broken. “I believe this because I believe it! I have no backup but I believe it—oh and you’re immature! And this is irrational because I said so!” For fuck’s sake. This is worse than The View.)
I think that you may want to review your views through another lens (Buh?) because your own experiences judge too much of what you do (Your experiences judge something? Honey, just because you can sound out the words doesn’t mean the sentence makes the least bit of sense.)
and it doesn’t allow YOU to be objective, so i I don’t see how you v can come up with an arguement when you are mentally incapable of actually being objective. (Says the girl whose big problem here is that you’re reading the work critically and coming up with unfavorable conclusions. You big meanie, you've tread on her squee!)

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randomsome1
2008-03-01 06:31 am UTC (link)

, (Rabbit? Rarebit? Ribbit? What?!) sweetie.
And your opinions might be a little more readable if you actually said them fairly maturely, (Says the illiterate one. God, if you could bottle this self-importance and sell it . . . or burn it . . . Okay, maybe just burn it.) something obviously beyond you as you still haven’t managed (Wanna play “Let’s find the missing end of this sentence”?). (Also, so says the girl who can’t capitalize the letter “I” and who still can’t make it past the name-calling. So . . . IIRC, lowercase is in handwriting indicate poor self-esteem. Thoughts on this?)
And you might want to think of ecxactly who’s being insulted because if you actually work on it, i I think that you can figure it out. (I think that answer’s clear: The intelligence of anyone trying to wade through full posts of this shit.)
And im I’m not too interested if people don’t like the same things that i I do (Then why has she not SHUT UP yet?!), but that doesn’t mean that they have to be so childish (Oooh! Oooh! I get it! Disagreeing with her = childish! That’s what she means—she just really really really can’t spell the word “disagreeing”!) about the way that they say things.
~~And~~ Any (I hope?) idiots refers to the way that ~~peopel~~ people are saying things, not to the opinions themselves. (Wow. If I'm reading that right, she's either never interacted with a human being or never watched a debate show in her entire life.) So it’
s another opinion so why don’
t you mull that over a while. ( . . . I don’t get it. Is she addressing you or herself?)

And i I have been the one who has been keeping things "civil" in the last few messages (So all those calls of IMMATURITY IMMATURE CHILDISH LOL SO MUCH MOAR MATUER THAN U were what passes for civility in her country?) and God knows that logic doesn’t actually work on you (She’s got to be talking to herself.) ~~and nor~~ ("And nor"? You mean little miss literary genius doesn't remember how neither/nor works?) does the fact that once i I was a little less pissed i I tried being polite, something that you graciously did not return. (See, you were gracious in your continuing to talk . . . well, at her.) (That word, I do not think it means what she thinks it means.)

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randomsome1
2008-03-01 06:33 am UTC (link)

e of the funniest things that i I have ever done (by (Does she mean “because of”?)
your replies). (So what’s the Jurisimprudence law about “I’M LAUGHING THE HARDEST, REALLY!”)

Hope that your legs get longer then your head (and it might take you a while to work that out sorry) . (It wouldn’t if it fucking made sense, but I’m learning to not expect that from this case.)

Good luck with it.

Blah blah blah. Dear kid:

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	zen_of_nihilism 2008-03-02 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	http://xkcd.com/169/ I am reminded of this. (Reply to this)